It is HHHOOOOTTTT here in the dirty south and this heat is unforgiving. I'm a science teacher so experiments are my thing. This was so cliche but guess what me and my kids did last week?? Fried an egg on the sidewalk. It actually worked!!
My poor baby...
doesn't even like to go out anymore. She tinkles then ruuuunnnnsss back to the door to come inside... It's so funny to watch her sitting on the floor eating ICE. All you see is a 70pound furball hovering over an ice bucket crunching for 10-15 minutes. That is sooooo unlike a CHOW...
Someone sent me an email and asked when was I going to post a picture of myself. I call this "My eyes are watching you"...
Ok, forgive me, I'm not a poet, but I'll keep working on it. I will EVOLVE into a lyrical mistress one day!
Speaking of email, here's one I received recently. I've never really been into the "N" word. As a matter of fact, I hate it with a passion but I am open enough to understand the difference in behavior of our people. In the words of our "where are they now?" brotha Arsenio Hall...These are things to make you go hmmmm... After I read this email, my question to the author was, how can we reach out to our unenlightened people to help them see it's so easy to tear down what our proud ancestors hard worked hard to build?? I digress, that's another blog topic...
The Difference...
Contrary to what many may think, there is a difference between Black people and n*gg*s...
Black people spend thousands of dollars on higher education and see the value of owning real estate.
N*gg*s spend thousands of dollars on ''getting high" and are concerned only with keepin' it real..
When Black people have children, they try to get better paying jobs to make sure they can support their child...
When n*gg*s have children, they change jobs to avoid paying child support.
When Black people have children, they invest in college plans, piano lessons and braces...
When n*gg*s have children they invest in designer clothes, platinum jewelry and mini-Air Jordans
Black people watch out for their neighbors and understand the importance of strong neighborhoods...
N*gg*s watch their neighbors, and look for an opportunity to take advantage of their weaknesses.
Black people appreciate the sacrifices made for them by, their families to help them get ahead in life...
N*gg*s will sacrifice their Families and steal from them in order to get their next high.
Black people appreciate expensive jewelry designer clothes and nice cars but realize that they don't make the person....
N*gg*s define themselves by their designer clothes platinum jewelry and nice cars.
Black people will know the people at their local bank branch by first name...
N*ggas will know the people at the neighborhood Check Cashers and liquor store by first name.
Black people see hard working brothers and sisters with legitimate jobs as potential mates...
N*gg*s won't even look at you if you're not a Hustler, Baller or a Bad Ass B**ch.
Black people will work hard to be innovative or to build something out of nothing.
N*gg*s will work hard at getting something for nothing.
Black people work hard all week and then go out on the
weekend to relax and chill at the few Black night spots we have...
N*gg*s relax and chill all week and then go out on the weekends and work hard to mess up the few Black night spots we have.
In the words of Chris Rock, "I love Black people... but I can't stand n*gg*s!!
Do you know the difference and which one are you ?? ? !
Until next time... go easy on the errands. Gas is expensive ya know...
9 comments:
yes it is hot down here
atl folk
and bring that pup to my store for dogs
hope u dont mind the drive by
followed u from my folk kyle
Girl, Charleston is on fire as usual. It will probably be 7 or 8 before I finally wander outside LOL. Is your dog a chow? He looks hot. We have a boxer who doesn't have much hair but does the quick tinkle and dash back into the house too.
Oh, and I'd like to think I'm a Black (with a capital 'B'). Unfortunately I'm related to plenty of n*gg*s (some by blood and some by marriage).
And I always wondered if the frying an egg on the concrete theory actually worked.
@ torrance stephens bka all-mi-t
I don't mind the drive by. I appreciate you stopping through. I'll try to set out some refreshments next time :-)
Imani (my grown up pup) LOVES to go on roadtrips! What kind of store do you have? Leave me some info!
@Kim
My lowcountry connection! I've got LOTS of family down there. They are ALL over from Summerville on down...Thank you for stopping through!
Yeah, at 101 degrees, that egg slowly fried on the sidewalk!
My babe is a Chow/Terrier (Pitt Bull) Mix. Terrible combination but she's a real sweetheart...
I'm claiming Black with a capital B myself but I too have inherited some real N*gg*s in my fam... I just keep the family cookouts at their place so I can leave when the going gets ruff!
@ Dione
the pic kinda cute. I'm feelin it.
excellent post!
To quote those philosophers Mobb Deep..."there's a war going on outside that no man is safe from." The battle between blacks and nikkaz. I love my people. But when I see nikkaz I can't help but think..."I can't stand these fools so I can only imagine how the rest of the world feels about em."
When I see nikkanometry (the study of nikka shyt...like those prom pics) I can't help but shake my head in disgust. There's a small part of me that wants to kick em in their azz b/c I know that's what they need. But I can't because nikkaz will shoot you. LOL. Seriously, there's a part of me that won't turn my back on em because they are still my brothers.
Then I think of what Chuck D said a few years ago...
Every brutha ain't a brutha because of the color.
@12kyle
Thanks for the pic compliment!
I feel ya on the can't tuen your back thing. It's sorta like you can talk about em but nobody else can cause they're YOUR brotha but dang it!! Why do our brothas and sistas have to be so high maintenance!!
Keep up the good work.
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