Top Ten Messages Left On Sarah Palin's Answering Machine
10. "Hi, it's John McCain; I had to go to bed. How'd it go?"
9. "Hi, Katie Couric here. Have you thought of a Supreme Court case yet?"
8. "Hi, it's Bill Clinton. Let me know when Todd's out of town"
7. "My name is Joseph Sixpack - knock it off"
6. "Hi, Katie Couric again - think of any newspapers yet?"
5. "Buy the Late Show Fun Facts book. It's a bridge to hilarity"
4. "John McCain again; could you pick up my prescriptions?"
3. "Senator Larry Craig here - do you have Joe Biden's phone number?"
2. "McCain again; do you remember where I parked the Straight Talk Express?"
1. "It's President Bush. If you're at the debate, who's watchin' Russia?"
Haaaaaaa!!!! What a great way to go into the weekend. A little light humor. Saturday is my college homecoming and I can't wait to see all of my old friends!
