It is HHHOOOOTTTT here in the dirty south and this heat is unforgiving. I'm a science teacher so experiments are my thing. This was so cliche but guess what me and my kids did last week?? Fried an egg on the sidewalk. It actually worked!!
My poor baby...
doesn't even like to go out anymore. She tinkles then ruuuunnnnsss back to the door to come inside... It's so funny to watch her sitting on the floor eating ICE. All you see is a 70pound furball hovering over an ice bucket crunching for 10-15 minutes. That is sooooo unlike a CHOW...
Someone sent me an email and asked when was I going to post a picture of myself. I call this "My eyes are watching you"...
Ok, forgive me, I'm not a poet, but I'll keep working on it. I will EVOLVE into a lyrical mistress one day!
Speaking of email, here's one I received recently. I've never really been into the "N" word. As a matter of fact, I hate it with a passion but I am open enough to understand the difference in behavior of our people. In the words of our "where are they now?" brotha Arsenio Hall...These are things to make you go hmmmm... After I read this email, my question to the author was, how can we reach out to our unenlightened people to help them see it's so easy to tear down what our proud ancestors hard worked hard to build?? I digress, that's another blog topic...
The Difference...
Contrary to what many may think, there is a difference between Black people and n*gg*s...
Black people spend thousands of dollars on higher education and see the value of owning real estate.
N*gg*s spend thousands of dollars on ''getting high" and are concerned only with keepin' it real..
When Black people have children, they try to get better paying jobs to make sure they can support their child...
When n*gg*s have children, they change jobs to avoid paying child support.
When Black people have children, they invest in college plans, piano lessons and braces...
When n*gg*s have children they invest in designer clothes, platinum jewelry and mini-Air Jordans
Black people watch out for their neighbors and understand the importance of strong neighborhoods...
N*gg*s watch their neighbors, and look for an opportunity to take advantage of their weaknesses.
Black people appreciate the sacrifices made for them by, their families to help them get ahead in life...
N*gg*s will sacrifice their Families and steal from them in order to get their next high.
Black people appreciate expensive jewelry designer clothes and nice cars but realize that they don't make the person....
N*gg*s define themselves by their designer clothes platinum jewelry and nice cars.
Black people will know the people at their local bank branch by first name...
N*ggas will know the people at the neighborhood Check Cashers and liquor store by first name.
Black people see hard working brothers and sisters with legitimate jobs as potential mates...
N*gg*s won't even look at you if you're not a Hustler, Baller or a Bad Ass B**ch.
Black people will work hard to be innovative or to build something out of nothing.
N*gg*s will work hard at getting something for nothing.
Black people work hard all week and then go out on the
weekend to relax and chill at the few Black night spots we have...
N*gg*s relax and chill all week and then go out on the weekends and work hard to mess up the few Black night spots we have.
In the words of Chris Rock, "I love Black people... but I can't stand n*gg*s!!
Do you know the difference and which one are you ?? ? !
Until next time... go easy on the errands. Gas is expensive ya know...
